Thursday, July 31, 2003
My friend Lara (do NOT pronounce that the same as Laura . . . or else) introduced me to this blogging site. She then made a big mistake by asking me to help her with something technical. I did the best I could and only managed to lose all of her archive info. All in a day's work. Tough stuff this friendship business.
Anyhoo, I keep a journal, but writing things out by hand sometimes can be a pain. Anyone who comes across my journal in 200 years will end up tossing it in a fire from sheer frustration. I think faster than I write and leave words out. So a few days later I go back and read what I wrote and find all sorts of unintelligible sentences like "If only I could her what I really thought." Hmmm, would that be close to "If only I could tell her what I really thought."
WORD TO MAH FATTIES! Those fools at Nabisco have been messing with Oreos AGAIN!! They've come up with some new fangled cookie called "Coffee 'n Creme" and even I, an admitted sugar junkie, must give it the SLIMFATTY THUMBS DOWN!!!
175 pounds of pulchritude dubiously hidden behind a 235lb. facade! For them what ain't good in pronouncing the more flavorful words in English . . . it's pronouced FA-SOD!
